Oh. My. God.
I've just been alerted to something very important.
Dolce & Gabbana apparently designed the uniforms and travel wardrobes for the Italian World Cup team.
Including these actual suits, shown on these actual Italian players.
I will try to hold myself together here, since I am a happily married middle-aged woman, and a respectable citizen.
HOWEVER.
If you will please excuse me, I simply must say it: This photograph is the happily married middle-aged woman's equivalent of the entire Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
You're welcome,
LG